Dressed in a sequined Uncle Sam costume, Notgerman announced that when the Neo-WHIGs are swept into office in November of 2004 his first act will be to sign a presidential order moving the national capital from Washington, D.C. to Las Vegas.
"Las Vegas is a town that truly represents the truth, honesty, hard-working values and freedom of America," Notgerman told his enthusiastic hometown audience. "Naked showgirls and 99¢ buffets are what make America the envy of the whole world."

None other than James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, joined Notgerman and Newton on stage for a rousing rendition of "Living in America" that left the fans begging for more. According to the latest Roper and Zogby polls, Notgerman is leading George W. Bush 52 to 43 percent, with 5% either undecided or voting for one of the 35 Democrats still in the race.