Columbia, South Carolina -- Chest Notgerman, Neo-Whig candidate for president, introduced Elroy Jetson as his new science advisor during a campaign stop in South Carolina yesterday.

"I'm very pleased that Elroy has agreed to join the Notgerman team," said Notgerman. "Although he is only seven years old, Elroy Jetson has an astounding knowledge of quantum physics and nuclear chemistry, and he is spearheading efforts to bring 25th-century technology to the 21st century."

Notgerman then announced that after he is elected he will ask Elroy to co-ordinate efforts to develop an affordable flying car that folds into a lightweight briefcase.