Branson, Missouri - Two more mega-celebrities, TV great Soupy Sales and the mammarily-gifted dancer/actress Morgana the Kissing Bandit, have given their endorsements to the Notgerman/Offenberger ticket.

"I'd like to thank Soupy and Morgana for all of the support they have given this campaign," said Chest Notgerman last night during a campaign appearance at the Andy Williams Dinner Theater in downtown Branson. "I'd especially like to thank Morgana for all of those late-night strategy sessions. It's really helped to bring the campaign into focus and I have to say that I'm a much more relaxed candidate."