| (Boston)--
Speaking before the annual meeting of the National
Hibernian Council, Neo-WHIG presidential candidate
Chester "Chest" Notgerman told the assembled
members that they should "quit getting their
Irish up" about political correctness.
"The
way you drunks carry on about political correctness,
you'd think you were jungle bunnies. I mean, when
you Irish are sober-and that doesn't happen very
often-all you seem to do is blow each other up
in Londonderry or some other god-forsaken place
where you potato-eaters hang out."
Notgerman's
controversial remarks were hailed by free speech
advocates who say that the Neo-WHIG presidential
candidate's refreshing honesty and willingness
to "tell it like it is" make the 2004
race a watershed event in American political history.
Currently
Notgerman is leading George W. Bush by 9 points
in the polls, even among Irish-Americans, most
of whom are too hungover to make it to the polling
booths on Election Day anyway.
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