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Are
you tired of George Bush's wimpy war against terrorism? Are
you sick of tax-and-spend liberals like John Kerry wanting
to steal all of your hard-earned dollars?
Then
join the Neo-Whig Ninjas and help us to Take It to the Street!!!!
As
a Neo-Whig Ninja you will be trained in martial arts
and supply-side
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and socially libertine principles of Neo-Whiggery with the
brainpower of Milton Friedman and the physical prowess of
Bruce Lee.
Neo-Whig
Ninjas provide security at all Neo-Whig campaign rallies and
at Neo-Whig headquarters throughout the United States.
If
you think you have what it takes to wear the red, white and
blue hood of a Neo-Whig Ninja give us a call today at 1-800-NEO-WHIG.
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