| Boston,
Mass. - Newly released medical research, published
in The American Medical Journal, suggests that the
vast majority of anti-war protesters are afflicted
with the potentially deadly "Democrat Disease".
This disease, thought to have been eradicated during
the Regan era, appears to have resurfaced after
8 years of "disease friendly" policies
by the Clinton administration. Frequently attacking
the young, the disease can be fatal if left untreated.
Many "terminal" victims of "Democrats
Disease" suffer from impaired memory capacity,
causing them to forget about things like Chappaquiddick
while vocally defending human rights.
"What
we are seeing", explains research Doctor
James Huff, "is a pattern in the mental process
of these victims which can lead to serious consequences."
"Prolonged, untreated exposure to this disease
can render the afflicted with a loss of common
sense, awareness of surroundings, and a general
loss of usefulness to society", Huff continued.
"This is a very treatable disease, when detected
early. For many young adults, leaving home and
getting a job can quickly stamp out the disease.
It appears the transition, from receiving handouts
to paying for these handouts, is powerful treatment
for "Democrat Disease". The next time
you see war protesters, don't get mad at them,
they can't help it if they have a disease."
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