05-17-2008
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Notgerman Gives His Support to Refugees in Alaska
(Juneau)-- Chester "Chest" Notgerman, Neo-WHIG presidential candidate, briefly met with Canadian medical refugees at the Strom Thurmond Refugee Camp outside of the Alaskan capital of Juneau. Notgerman gave his full support to the Canadian medical refugees, who have fled to the United States in order to get life-saving medical treatment unavailable in Canada where it can take as long as 5 years just to get an appointment for an appendectomy.

"This is what happens when a country's medical system is taken over by French-speaking communists," said Notgerman to Mrs. Irene MacLeish of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, who has been waiting for 17 years for an emergency reattachment of her right arm which was severed in May of 1986 during a freak potato peeling accident. "Canadians are people, too," Notgerman continued, "Even if they aren't real Americans."

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