Thanks for all the support!
Hello NeoWhiggers I would like to formally thank one and all of you for the fantastic support you have given me on my campaign trail. I would also like to thank those of you in Tucson for helping me out of that predicament with the minor (you know who you are).
I have enjoyed meeting my supporters, hearing your ideas, and sharing your stories. You people make America great. Let me start off by announcing the contest for a running mate. If you think you have what it takes, fill out the form found out on the site. Must work well with animals.
I do not think we could have picked a better election year to run. Did you see the guys I am up against? Hillary? Kerry? Nader? What a joke! Should be a cake walk to the oval office. I mean, have you seen these guys? I feel like I am running in the Special Olympics.
I am currently off to Las Vegas to meet up with my Campaign Strategist. He has been overseas securing up some foreign leaders for me. I can now spell Zimbabwe. I look forward to keeping this online Journal. Thanks for listening!
Kip Smithy
